Let's Take The Fabulous Level Down To A 2

I have 2 days to cover, so this may be long, or short, depending on how lazy I am.

On Saturday Sven came down to visist, yay! We hung out around my house for awhile waitin for Vitamin G and JR to meet us as we were going out for dinner and then going to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Sven and I watched some tv, burned a couple of data cds (as he had my cd burner, and brought it with him, cause I needed it as I was running out of room on my computer). He brought me Starbucks when he got here, awww. Well, he called me before hand asking if I wanted anything, and I said just to get me wheat he was getting, but he also bought me a lemon rasperry loaf, awww. How nice. Anyways, we just kinda lounged around here waiting for VG and JR to get here. When they did, of course no one could decide where to eat. I suggested BJ's to which VG rejected. SO I named off of a bunch of other places and no one could decide. We were standing in the kitchen for like 20 minutes and I was STARVING, so I was like, "Since no one can decide, I will, and we're going to BJ's". So we all loaded into our cars. VG and JR went with little C as she came to dinner, but didn't want to see the movie. Sven and I took my car, while VG and JR rode in little C's car. VG had to stop off at Target to buy socks, so Sven and I went ahead to put our name sin at BJs. Since BJs is right by a Toys R Us, I being a fan of the toys, stopped in and bought Prince Aidan from the Barbie Magic of Pegasus line and Crystal from the Fairytopia line. I was excited to actually find new toys for once. Although I REALLY want a Fantastic Four Invisible Woman. Why is she so hard to find? Anyways, Sven and I get to BJs and put our name in and the we stand around outside, as it was pretty busy there, wondering why there are so many unattractive people there. VG, JR and little C get there as Sven and I are trying to figure out what song is playing on the radio. I was like, is this Amy Grant? And Sven is all, it's Michael Jackson. I thought he was kidding, and I couldn't hear it very well, so I kept saying it's Amy Grant. Anyways, it was Michael Jackson and I'm just stupid, lol.

We are seated shortly after, and we order the spinach dip and mozzerella sticks for appetizers, and they were delicious. I had the Chicken Broccoli pasta and Sven had a veggie burger, cause he's a crazy vegatarian. BJs has really delicous fries btw. And of course we ordered a couple of Pizzookies for dessert. After dinner, little C went home and JR, VG, Sven and I went to the Target accross from the theater as the movie wasn't starting for another hour. We just wandered around basically. JR and Sven took innappropriate pictures with the digital cameras, VG and I bitched about how much Target's toy selection sucks.

We eventually made our way over to the theater, purchased our tickets and thuroughly enjoyed Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It was a really funny movie and more enjoyable than I thought it would be. Plus, there was an Amy Grant song in it, which had us laughing histerically. We saw the 10:15pm showing and got out about 12:30, then hung around my house for awhile, and then everybody went home.

Yesterday I went to Disneyland with Vitamin G and KQ and their friend from work, JHK. I was supposed to meet them there around noon, but seeing as we were up late the night before I didn't get up until 11, so I was a little tardy. When I got there, I had to park in the corner of the parking structure that is the farthest away from the escalators to the tram. I was like, fan-fucking-tastic. So after my mile long hike, and comming to the conclusion that the guy who parked next to me was a gay guy who had adopted kids (his voice was just too obvious for him to not be), I made it to the escalators. Once down on the ground. I was in line for the trams, and I was just looking around judging people to pass the time and I decide that I thought the 2 guys next to me were raging mos. Turned out, I was right. One of the guys says in the gayest voice ever "Oh My Gawd! I know her, we work together!". And the other one is all "small world", which was alos super gay. Anyways I was happy I was right, and just so you know, I love the super mos, they're fabulous, and they make life just a little bit more interesting. And when I told VG about it, he said what became the title of this blog. Anyways. I get into California Adventure where I VG, KQ and JHK arealready inside. I was trying to get a hold of VG, but he couldn't hear his phone so I decided to get some ice cream. Which would turn out to be incredibly painful. The little shack where they have shakes and cones had a line of 3 people, so I was like, cool, this won't take too long. But it it did. 10 minutes later, I'm at the window. I'm about to tell the guy what I want when he leans over and says in the most monotone and depressing voice "we are unable to make the chocolate shakes, (long pause) however, (long pause) we are still offering vanilla shakes and cones. It seriously took him 5 minutes to get the line out. I was like, that's great, I want a small vanilla cone. The guy was so depressing. He was a big guy, and in this part of the park, they wear overalls, and it was just sad. Anyways, I finbally got my ice cream cone and I was happy. I met up with everyone at It's Tough Being A Bug, where JHK had to take a picture with VG and I, since we're twins and therefore freaks o'nature.

We proceeded to the Bug's Life show, where I was stopped at the point they hand you the 3d glasses and I needed to step aside and finish my ice cream before I would be allowed to go any further. So I ate it, put my hands up to the lady, said "ALL FINISHED!" and walked away. Once in, I found a plastic container of fruit on the floor, which was then trampled by a family and smushed all over the floor. I was like, "and I couldn't bring in ice cream, ok, whatev". So we watched the show, which was fun, as JHK had never seen it. Then we went on Soaring, which is always a good time. After that we went on Mullholland Madness, which always makes me giggle, which Sven thinks is so cute, and now KQ finds hilarious.

After that we headed over to the Magic Kingdom. Inside, Aladdin, Peter Pan and Wendy were posingfor pictures so we went over there, but all of a sudden, Peter yells "new story!" and is on the floor. And Wendy starts telling kids to sit for a story, and we were all "forget this!" We then went on Buzz Lightyear and got fastpasses for later. Buzz Lightyear is so much fun, it's my new favorite ride.

After Buzz, I kinda forget what we went on next, I think it was Peter Pan. And since it's Disney's 50th anniversaty, they have gold cars in all of the original rides, so it was neat seeing those. We also went on the Tarzan's Treehouse, which was dissappointing because there used to be a half naked guy dressed as Tarzan at the end. We went on the newly revamped Enchanted Tiki room. Yeah, the inside hadn't changed at all. they redid the outside so it has tiki gods in the courtyard and you can buy dole pineapple drinks from both sides of the stand. And the Tiki room just sucks. We also went on the Jungle Cruise, which has a few new surprises, and we went on the Haunted Mansion, where I got naughty with our hitch-hiking ghost just for KQ.

At some point we got hungry and so we went on Buzz again and then we headed to get our stuff out of our locker and then we headed over to the carnation cafe, which was closed, grrr. So we ate at the Plaza Inn, which was good stuff. After that we did a little shoppingand then the Dreams Come True fireworks started, so we stood on Main Street and watched those. They were so cool! It was just amazing. We did some more shopping, then we stopped off at Downtown Disney at the World of Disny Store which turned out to be the most painful experience ever. VG found a cool poster of the people mover and it was the last one but there was no price tag, which basicallycreated chaos at the cash register. The girl called someone, then took the pic and went away for a long ass time. When she came back she said she'd have to do a force sale, or something like that, but she would have to get the manager's approval, but she had to go find the manager. It was horrible. We were so tired, and we just wanted to go home. This would have completely ruined our day, however, it gave us the ability to bicth and moan, and therefore we loved it.

Then we left. I went home and crawled into bed and went night-night.

Song of the blog: Melanie C : Better Alone